February 20, 2007:

     We're trying to do more than a monthly update. Really we are! We have new things and we're making new things. Soon, you will see new things. For now, see the new wallpaper in the Boobs section. It's Testament.

January 14, 2007:

     Muzzy on Ice is a remake of something old we made that was a parody of some old Cartoon Network commercials. The things contained therein are hard, if not impossible, to explain. They are all tied to other Sevenhertz flash movies in one way or another, though. Especially Muzzy.

December 31, 2006:

     Kermit is there. Keep the change ya filthy animal.

December 16, 20X6:

     Look, whatever. Ok? I'm allowed to upload a stupid mp3 I made in 5 minutes. It's boobs section worthy at least. Anyway, one of us is working on flash again. Just throwing that out there.

September 04, 2006:

     It's time to bring this special month to an end. I'm talking about Ninja Month here at, of course. I know what you're thinking, too. "Hey! It's not August anymore!" Well, we didn't get started till like the 13th of August, so, shut up! And if you don't like that excuse then you can just think of this as our Labor Day update. Ok?

     Anyway, D. Davis has been, as Bachman-Turner Overdrive would say, "Taking care of business and working overtime." A second ninjaesque EBBC makes it's way from his brain to your eyes. More ninjas. More pictures. More hilarity.

     For those of you who haven't been paying attention, here's a recap of Ninja Month:

EBBC - Shogun's Ninja
Wallpaper - Hattori Hanzo
EBBC - Ninja Wars
The Red Ninja Ok, this one is old but it has a ninja and I wanted it to look like we worked harder than we actually did.

August 19, 2006:

     In keeping with our theme of ninjas this month we offer to you a Hattori Hanzo wallpaper in the Boobs section. More ninja action still to come this month.

August 13, 2006:

     Updates abound with another milestone in Sevenhertz history. Ninja Wars marks the first EBBC to include pictures. It's also the longest EBBC yet, so youre sure to be chortling twice as long as normal.

July 27, 2006:

     This is a for real, honest to goodness, update. In the Music section you will find DJ Boobs sophmore effort Boobs Indeed. A special thanks goes out to D. Davis for his help on this album. He had direct input on track 11 and his opinions, suggestions and musical inspiration helped to shape this album. If you want a little extra insight on this album you can read about it in the forums.

July 15, 2006:

     Hello, Jason

June 09, 2006:

     Well, this has been lurking on our server for a while now (though you wouldn't have known unless you visit the forums) but here's the official update. It's new music from D. Davis. Oh, Shit! Bees!

May 26, 2006:

     Some new movies for all you fans of Attack of the Yellow Space Terrorists. In fact, enough new movies to give AOTYST it's own section on the movies page.

January 30, 2006:

     The Red Ninja now has three alternate endings. Local News reports it's still insanely short.

January 29, 2006:

     New flash by DJ Boobs in the movies section. It's based on this comic page that he made mad years ago. Enjoy.

January 24, 2006:

     Ha ha. New Hardboobs. Just as we promised. Two days later than expected. Watch it here. It's in the movies section, of course. Maybe you'll find some bonus features in there.

January 16, 2006:

     Hardboobs ain't gonna make it this week. But to tide you over for the next seven days we thought we'd share this with you. It was made from an inspirational story that was once available on We'll keep it tucked away in the Boobs section for safe keeping.

January 8, 2006:

     NinjaRygar has finally finished the first piece of his remake, Mary the Bitch: Part 1. Found in the movies section, Mary the Bitch: Part 1 is the first in a planned series of movies full of action, adventure and video games. After remaking the original in two parts, he'll be picking up where it left off(relatively) and continuing the story from there. So, be on the lookout for more of this must see adventure.

December 25, 2005:

     Bah, humbug!

December 18, 2005:

     In this, the week before Christmas, Ice Cream Man has blessed us with the Magic Trashman Christmas Special. An all new comic in full color!

December 11, 2005:

     We haven't had a new wallpaper up in a while so here's a little something for all you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans available in 800x600 and 1024x768 and can be found in the Boobs section, of course.

December 04, 2005:

     Sevenhertz v5.0 is now up. This probably came as a sudden unannounced surprise. Well, there's been some important changes. The site looks different, of course. But wait! there's more. If you've ever visited the movies section before you'll now notice there is considerably less movies. This is do to a decision to stop promoting our older crappier flash movies. The 62 missing flash movies will be available soon in an archive but for now there's just the twenty. Other parts of the site have been reformatted for easier viewing and navigation.

     We couldn't overhaul the whole site with giving you some sort of update, of course. Check out the movies page for our latest cartoon, Chad's Remake. DJ Boobs also reworked alot of the songs on his album No Talent for higher quality and whatnot. Let us know what you think of the new design by signing up on our forums.